Some big shows and a new store!

Lab rats!  It’s been a while.  The band has been hard at work writing material for our next record.  We have a few major announcements coming up!  First of which, our new web store is up and running!  Prog has never looked sexier than our brand new t-shirt designs (note:  it’s still not too sexy).  Next we have some MAJOR gig announcements.

2/8/14  TYS @Mexicali Live featuring Pralaya and Ascending From Ashes.  All Ages.  9pm

2/18/14-2/23/14  Progressive Nation At Sea Cruise.  TYS sets sail with Capt. Portnoy and performs alongside Periphery, Animals as Leaders, Devin Townsend, Riverside, Anathema, Transatlantic, and many more!

5/4/14  ROSFEST at the Majestic Theater in Gettysberg, PA. TYS will be performing Saturday night along with Beardfish and other greats!

Please come and support!  We love y’all.


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“My Famed Disappearing Act” Video Premiere

The Science Club Tour Begins August 1st

We will be embarking on a fifteen day jaunt with our brothers in proggly crime The Tea Club ( Check out our show page for updates. If we get enough audience support, we can do this again, only much bigger! Come out and hang!


You spoke and we listened!
We’ve added a lyrics page to our site, it can be accessed in the menu bar above.

For now it just has lyrics from our most recent release, Maps of Non-Existent Places, hopefully that’s enough to hold you over until we have some new ones to post. Enjoy!


Hey gang, we just finished a solid run of gigs and now we’ll be in hibernation for a bit writing for our new record. We’ll also be looking into various studios, so we’ll have plenty of exciting things to announce in the foreseeable future! In other news, Andrew and Ellis are now endorsed by Applied Microphone Technology ( Andrew and Ellis are now both using AMT products live and their sound has never been better! You can check out their artist profiles, listed next to Dave Liebman, The Brecker Bros, and other greats!

Shirts are now back in stock and will be re-posted in the store this week!

In case you missed it, we released the first episode of our web series “From The Lab.” This episode covers our performance at NAMM and various other shards o’fun. Dig in!

Thank You Scientist: America’s favorite post-genre musicians turned provocative fashion icons

Hey folks. Welcome to the new-ish Thank You Scientist website! TYS has some AMAZING shows coming up, including a performance with the legendary Fishbone at NJ’s Stanhope house and a NJ PROGHOUSE Special concert series featuring TYS and The Tea Club! Click the shows tab for more details. After tons of requests, our first EP “The Perils of Time Travel” is back in print and available at our store, along with tons of other goodies!